Sharing a Happy Thought Today!!!
*Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the
store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at
the front?*
*Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.*
*Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.*
*Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our
useless junk in the garage. *
*Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?*
*Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?*
*Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?*
*Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? *
*Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?*
*Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid
made with real lemons? *
*Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?*
*Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?*
*Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?*
*Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?*
*Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?*
*You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't
they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!*
*Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? *
*Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?*
*If flying is so safe,**
**why do they call the airport the terminal? *
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